Yeah. Exactly what the titles says :D
I thought of putting these up tomorrow, but then you wouldn't have any time to print them out and use them (assuming anybody would want to use these to give a prospective boyfriend/girlfriend. In my experience, fat stick figures with dead eyes aren't necessarily the best way to express love, romantic or otherwise. But I'm putting them up anyways just for fun. ;)
'hem. Oh with it!
This one features Desmond from Lost. When Desmond was unstuck in time, the only way to stop it was to find the one thing- his 'constant'- that was always the same no matter where he was zapped to. And that one thing was? His sweetheart, Penny. Cue swooning and 'awww'ing from my side of the internet. :P (I have a nasty habit of claiming not to be interested in romance... then being just that.)
Here's Marius, from Les Miserables. About midway through the book (that part was fun, nobody died!) was when Marius and Cosette started to hook up, and there was one hilarious episode involving him mistaking Valjean's handkerchief for hers. Yeeks.
Odd Thomas! :D For a series of Horror/Thriller novels, Odd has a very sweet thing going on with Stormy Llewellyn, and even has a card from a gypsy fortune-telling machine saying they will be together forever.
Yeah. So today was all sugar and icky syrup, maybe tomorrow I'll put something up on love in a more true sense (You know, the Choice of loving someone as opposed to Feeling in love with them). Or friendship. Or family. :)
-Xochitl
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Chasing Maverkicks [2012]
Chasing Maverkicks is the (mostly) true story of surfing legend Jay Moriarity, who died in 2001 at the age of 22.
In terms of cinematography and composition, this movie is amazing. The surfing footage is beautiful and awe-inspiring.
In terms of plot though... well, Chasing Mavericks leaves a lot to be desired. I know that it's a true story, but even true stories should be told with energy. This is the story of a 15 year old boy who was able to ride some of the most powerful waves in the world, and yet it's told in a relatively limp fashion. Not much about Jay's life is explored. Characters we're supposed to care about are- well, let's just say that it's hard to even remember their names. Plus, there's some sort of Gang-Drug Dealer thing implied with Jay's best friend, but that's left pretty open ended.
Jay's also got kind of a cute romance thing going with his friend Kim, but she's not that compelling. If she were a more developed character, it might be more satisfying when they finally kiss.
The Verdict: B-
Wow, I don't really have a lot of thoughts on this one. I'm pretty neutral on this movie. The reason it gets more than a C is because of the stunning cinematography and production. If you're interested in Filmmaking, or if you're a die hard surfer, then this movie might be a good one for you.
In terms of cinematography and composition, this movie is amazing. The surfing footage is beautiful and awe-inspiring.
In terms of plot though... well, Chasing Mavericks leaves a lot to be desired. I know that it's a true story, but even true stories should be told with energy. This is the story of a 15 year old boy who was able to ride some of the most powerful waves in the world, and yet it's told in a relatively limp fashion. Not much about Jay's life is explored. Characters we're supposed to care about are- well, let's just say that it's hard to even remember their names. Plus, there's some sort of Gang-Drug Dealer thing implied with Jay's best friend, but that's left pretty open ended.
Jay's also got kind of a cute romance thing going with his friend Kim, but she's not that compelling. If she were a more developed character, it might be more satisfying when they finally kiss.
The Verdict: B-
Wow, I don't really have a lot of thoughts on this one. I'm pretty neutral on this movie. The reason it gets more than a C is because of the stunning cinematography and production. If you're interested in Filmmaking, or if you're a die hard surfer, then this movie might be a good one for you.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
New Look
I changed the way my blog looks... as you probably noticed. XD
It all started when I wanted to put a banner on the top for the title, then when I did, it didn't look that great with the beige sort of one that I had. So I switched to something more white-ish. And that's where we are now. Haha!
Anyway, I'm quite proud of this (for reasons unknown). Some of the pictures are from comics that aren't up yet, either because they are too 'wrong', or just aren't funny enough to make the cut.
It all started when I wanted to put a banner on the top for the title, then when I did, it didn't look that great with the beige sort of one that I had. So I switched to something more white-ish. And that's where we are now. Haha!
Anyway, I'm quite proud of this (for reasons unknown). Some of the pictures are from comics that aren't up yet, either because they are too 'wrong', or just aren't funny enough to make the cut.
Friday, February 7, 2014
The Lego Movie [2014]
"Come with me if you want to not die."
-'Wyldestyle'

What would happen if you put Toy Story, Star Wars, The Matrix, and Lego blocks in a blender and hit SMOOTHIE?
This movie.
(Sorry for the unintentional rhyme.)
This is the most fun I've had at the movie theater since either Brave or The Secret World of Arrietty (can't remember which came first). Creative, energetic, hilarious, surprisingly deep, and sometimes disturbing, The Lego Movie is way more than I walked into the theater expecting.
It's the story of Emmet, a normal construction worker who is mistaken for 'The Special'- the only Master Builder who is capable of stopping Lord Business' evil plan. Emmet's home city is a dystopia of sorts. Everyone drinks the same $32 coffee, listens to the same song all day, and watches the same ridiculous sitcom. (Sounds kind of familiar when I think about it...)
It sounds weird written out, but the story was actually quite good. I went in thinking the story would be the crumbling pillar that holds up the product placement. It's actually the other way around, in that I couldn't imagine this story being anything but Lego, and it was engaging and interesting.
Of course, it wasn't perfect. The 100-Minute runtime might outlive the attention spans of kids, but luckily kids aren't the only ones who can enjoy this movie. Most of the plot discrepancies and oddities that make no sense, well, they make no sense because at the point in the movie they're brought up, they haven't been explained yet.
There's a very interesting twist towards the end of the movie that's hinted at, but you don't actually expect it. Then after the twist, you think back about the movie and it totally clicks. (I apologize for any puns that crop up here. But it's pretty much impossible to avoid them XD)
Something I like about all the various short Lego movies (yes, there are many) is that the dialogue crackles and is usually fraught with humor. The same applies here, with so many awesome lines that you can barely pick a favorite. Also, the humor in this refrains from being too rude. A lot of kids movies commit the sin of edginess taken to the extreme. You've got suggestive lyrics, constant crude humor bordering on inappropriate, and bad language. The Lego Movie actually goes out of it's way not to have swearing. There's a moment where Emmet actually spells Oh my G-O-S-H! And the literally two-faced Good Cop/Bad Cop breaks down in a hailstorm of the dreaded 'Darn'.
Speaking of Good Cop/Bad Cop, this movie has some rather... disturbing scenes. I mean, nothing on the level of Pan's Labyrinth, but still pretty dark for a kid's movie.
Despite the constant humor and gags (and the fact that it's about Legos), this film actually gets quite deep and- dare I say it?- touching. Seriously. I did not expect to actually care about the characters. Not all of them are the same level of deep and developed, but for CGI models of plastic figurines, they were very poignant.
Oh, and a word on the Cinematography- Awesome. It's always great to see an animated movie that is shot well. In as much as you 'shoot' an animated feature.
[Extreme Spoilers Ahead! Seriously, you don't want to read this bit unless you've seen the movie. Or just don't care. Because if you're not sure about seeing it, you might actually want to read this bit to help make up your mind. Anyways, you have been warned.]
Once you've reached the twist, there's some doubt to whether Emmet and all his adventures actually happened. Like Pan's Labyrinth, it's open to interpretation, but with clues implying that it was in fact, real. Here, the clue is Emmet moving by himself. The kid's Dad has puts him on a desk, and using all his willpower, Emmet manages to jump off. This part of the movie is where it's the most poignant and intuitive, and part of the reason it's so dang good.
All through the movie, we're told about the 'prophecy' of The Special- the most interesting, talented, and important person in the history of the universe. However, in another plot twist, it turns out that this prophecy was just made up by Morgan Freeman's character(can't remember the name at the moment). This realization brings Emmet down at a critical moment, since all he wanted was to be a special person. However, it turns out that the Morgan Freeman guy made it up because he knew that anyone who found the Piece of Resistance (The cap for a tube of Krazy Glue) would be special- because everyone is unique and special in their own way. This is a nice change on the usual 'Everyone is special trope', because it's not about having something that somebody else doesn't have. In the end, Emmet is just a normal guy. But he's special because he's unique in his own way. Am I making any sense? No matter, I'm getting a little tired of typing 'special', so let's move on.
[Spoilers end here. Feel free to look again.]
Oh, and the animation warrents special mention. Even though it's obviously done with CGI rendering, the 'brickiness' is preserved. Pretty much everything in the movie is made of Lego bricks, even clouds and the ocean. Bright and colorful, even if you don't like the plot and characters that much, the animation is at least really good.
The Verdict: A [My brother would prefer an A+, and even though I can't see any reason NOT to give it an A+, a regular A just feels right.]
Not at all lacking in energy, and very touching in all the right ways, this is one of those kids movies that can be fully enjoyed by everyone in the family. Aside from being wholesome and charming, some of the messages presented are very different from the generic movie messages.
The Lego Movie is one of the best family films in recent memory, and even if it's not quite up there with masterpieces like Up and Kiki's Delivery Service, it certainly comes very close. Even if you're not a 13 year old boy, I highly recommend this movie. Huzzah!
(And I think you can tell a movie's going to get a good review when I go overboard with the pictures. Yikes.)
-Xochitl
Everything is awesome!
-'Wyldestyle'

What would happen if you put Toy Story, Star Wars, The Matrix, and Lego blocks in a blender and hit SMOOTHIE?
This movie.
(Sorry for the unintentional rhyme.)
This is the most fun I've had at the movie theater since either Brave or The Secret World of Arrietty (can't remember which came first). Creative, energetic, hilarious, surprisingly deep, and sometimes disturbing, The Lego Movie is way more than I walked into the theater expecting.
It's the story of Emmet, a normal construction worker who is mistaken for 'The Special'- the only Master Builder who is capable of stopping Lord Business' evil plan. Emmet's home city is a dystopia of sorts. Everyone drinks the same $32 coffee, listens to the same song all day, and watches the same ridiculous sitcom. (Sounds kind of familiar when I think about it...)
It sounds weird written out, but the story was actually quite good. I went in thinking the story would be the crumbling pillar that holds up the product placement. It's actually the other way around, in that I couldn't imagine this story being anything but Lego, and it was engaging and interesting.
Of course, it wasn't perfect. The 100-Minute runtime might outlive the attention spans of kids, but luckily kids aren't the only ones who can enjoy this movie. Most of the plot discrepancies and oddities that make no sense, well, they make no sense because at the point in the movie they're brought up, they haven't been explained yet. There's a very interesting twist towards the end of the movie that's hinted at, but you don't actually expect it. Then after the twist, you think back about the movie and it totally clicks. (I apologize for any puns that crop up here. But it's pretty much impossible to avoid them XD)
Something I like about all the various short Lego movies (yes, there are many) is that the dialogue crackles and is usually fraught with humor. The same applies here, with so many awesome lines that you can barely pick a favorite. Also, the humor in this refrains from being too rude. A lot of kids movies commit the sin of edginess taken to the extreme. You've got suggestive lyrics, constant crude humor bordering on inappropriate, and bad language. The Lego Movie actually goes out of it's way not to have swearing. There's a moment where Emmet actually spells Oh my G-O-S-H! And the literally two-faced Good Cop/Bad Cop breaks down in a hailstorm of the dreaded 'Darn'.Speaking of Good Cop/Bad Cop, this movie has some rather... disturbing scenes. I mean, nothing on the level of Pan's Labyrinth, but still pretty dark for a kid's movie.
Despite the constant humor and gags (and the fact that it's about Legos), this film actually gets quite deep and- dare I say it?- touching. Seriously. I did not expect to actually care about the characters. Not all of them are the same level of deep and developed, but for CGI models of plastic figurines, they were very poignant.
Oh, and a word on the Cinematography- Awesome. It's always great to see an animated movie that is shot well. In as much as you 'shoot' an animated feature.
[Extreme Spoilers Ahead! Seriously, you don't want to read this bit unless you've seen the movie. Or just don't care. Because if you're not sure about seeing it, you might actually want to read this bit to help make up your mind. Anyways, you have been warned.]
Once you've reached the twist, there's some doubt to whether Emmet and all his adventures actually happened. Like Pan's Labyrinth, it's open to interpretation, but with clues implying that it was in fact, real. Here, the clue is Emmet moving by himself. The kid's Dad has puts him on a desk, and using all his willpower, Emmet manages to jump off. This part of the movie is where it's the most poignant and intuitive, and part of the reason it's so dang good.
All through the movie, we're told about the 'prophecy' of The Special- the most interesting, talented, and important person in the history of the universe. However, in another plot twist, it turns out that this prophecy was just made up by Morgan Freeman's character(can't remember the name at the moment). This realization brings Emmet down at a critical moment, since all he wanted was to be a special person. However, it turns out that the Morgan Freeman guy made it up because he knew that anyone who found the Piece of Resistance (The cap for a tube of Krazy Glue) would be special- because everyone is unique and special in their own way. This is a nice change on the usual 'Everyone is special trope', because it's not about having something that somebody else doesn't have. In the end, Emmet is just a normal guy. But he's special because he's unique in his own way. Am I making any sense? No matter, I'm getting a little tired of typing 'special', so let's move on.
[Spoilers end here. Feel free to look again.]
Oh, and the animation warrents special mention. Even though it's obviously done with CGI rendering, the 'brickiness' is preserved. Pretty much everything in the movie is made of Lego bricks, even clouds and the ocean. Bright and colorful, even if you don't like the plot and characters that much, the animation is at least really good.
The Verdict: A [My brother would prefer an A+, and even though I can't see any reason NOT to give it an A+, a regular A just feels right.]
Not at all lacking in energy, and very touching in all the right ways, this is one of those kids movies that can be fully enjoyed by everyone in the family. Aside from being wholesome and charming, some of the messages presented are very different from the generic movie messages.
The Lego Movie is one of the best family films in recent memory, and even if it's not quite up there with masterpieces like Up and Kiki's Delivery Service, it certainly comes very close. Even if you're not a 13 year old boy, I highly recommend this movie. Huzzah!
(And I think you can tell a movie's going to get a good review when I go overboard with the pictures. Yikes.)
-Xochitl
Everything is awesome!
Thursday, February 6, 2014
SALSA!!
So, last week we went over to a friend's house and had a rockin' awesome time. You know, Dancing Video games were played, Cupcakes were consumed, Salsa was... well, I'll let the chibis do the talking.
In case you couldn't read my tiny, messed up handwriting, the label on the Salsa jar reads "MILD". Which is what the real jar said. Dirty liars. If it makes your tear ducts start trying to irrigate your face, it is not mild. Unless you're my dad, he could eat a hundred Guatemalan Insanity Peppers and not tear up. Go Dad! :D
-Xochitl
In case you couldn't read my tiny, messed up handwriting, the label on the Salsa jar reads "MILD". Which is what the real jar said. Dirty liars. If it makes your tear ducts start trying to irrigate your face, it is not mild. Unless you're my dad, he could eat a hundred Guatemalan Insanity Peppers and not tear up. Go Dad! :D
-Xochitl
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
In Which I Get Mad At The Desolation of Smaug
Okay, this comic is based off a rather crude scene in Desolation of Smaug, so therefore, this comic is rather crude. If you are under 14 (or, just to be safe, under 30), don't read the following comic and enjoy this picture of a happy Axolotl.
Aren't they so sweet? :D And they come in aaaaall sorts of colors, Pink, Black, Brown, Speckled, Yellow, and very rarely Blue! but I'm getting off topic. On with the comic. (Which I actually came here for, then started ranting about my favorite animal.)
Ah yes, I hear that's how Aragorn won Arwen's heart! And who can forget the dirty, childish innuendo that made Eowyn love Faramir? People forget that Tolkien was all about stupid, juvenile, all-around sleazy comments!!
Of course, I was being sarcastic back there, as I certainly hope you could tell. I can't know for sure that Dear Professor would disapprove of Kili's little comment, but something tells me he would find it tacky.
In other words...
What were you thinking, Mr./Ms. Scripwriter?
Anyway... I hope you have a nice, sleazy-comment-free day.
-Xochitl
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| Axolotl (Aztec for 'Water Monster') |
Ah yes, I hear that's how Aragorn won Arwen's heart! And who can forget the dirty, childish innuendo that made Eowyn love Faramir? People forget that Tolkien was all about stupid, juvenile, all-around sleazy comments!!
Of course, I was being sarcastic back there, as I certainly hope you could tell. I can't know for sure that Dear Professor would disapprove of Kili's little comment, but something tells me he would find it tacky.
In other words...
What were you thinking, Mr./Ms. Scripwriter?
Anyway... I hope you have a nice, sleazy-comment-free day.
-Xochitl
Saturday, February 1, 2014
I've become the very evil I longed to wipe out...
You know how it's fun to ridicule all the Beliebers and One Direction fangirls? Well, alas, for without realizing it, I'm guilty of fangirling over some guy's voice too. Am I confessing to being a Belieber? No, it's this.
Admittedly, it's not stupid like One Direction and Beebs, but the reaction is pretty much the same. Interesting.
[chuckles nervously]
[runs away]
[far away]
Admittedly, it's not stupid like One Direction and Beebs, but the reaction is pretty much the same. Interesting.
[chuckles nervously]
[runs away]
[far away]
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