|Axolotl (Aztec for 'Water Monster')|
Of course, I was being sarcastic back there, as I certainly hope you could tell. I can't know for sure that Dear Professor would disapprove of Kili's little comment, but something tells me he would find it tacky.
In other words...
What were you thinking, Mr./Ms. Scripwriter?
Anyway... I hope you have a nice, sleazy-comment-free day.