|This man has anger management issues.|
Well... based on it, in that it's red, and is decorated with gold
I sewed this without a pattern, by hand, so that's why it's a little... wonky. But you can't see the messy stitching the way I shot the pictures. ;D
So! There it is. Trust me, it fits on humans. I had a ton of fun making it (Took about six hours, not counting the prototype that was a dismal failure.), so I'm just looking for something else I can sew next!